 
                  
                    
                It would be too painful to cut myself
 
                  
                    
                How long will it take to suffocate?
 
                  
                    
                But I have a fear of drowning
 
                  
                    
                I have a fear of heights as well
 
                  
                    
                Just an antiseptic would be enough?
 
                  
                    
                Dying for my country would be an honorable death
 
                  
                    
                But I will join the Air Force, at least my parents would be proud
